Look, it’s never a good idea to throw stuff on stage at a concert. Except panties, of course. Ladies should ALWAYS take off their panties at a show, even if it means they have to take off their pants to do so, and toss them in the direction of the stage. It’s just how God meant it to be. But you should never throw anything, even panties, on the stage when a diva like Kanye West is performing, otherwise his warped mind will interpret it as an elaborate scheme to kill him or something.
“Who’s business card is this?”, Kanye asked the crowd after someone threw a business card on stage during a Watch the Throne concert performance in Tacoma, Washington. “I see it come from that direction, so all four of them got to go. Unless one person raises their hand and says, ‘I’m the one who did it’, all that whole section got to go…We risking our lives up here. You can’t go throwing shit that we gonna slip on.”
Here’s video of the incident…
Why didn’t he just use the business card to identify the person whose card it was? DOH!
Now, just so you guys know, here are a few other things you shouldn’t toss on stage when Kanye West is performing: banana peels (DUH!), tampons, iPhones, and pocket-pussies. THIS MAN IS RISKING HIS LIFE FOR YOUR ENTERTAINMENT, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. So if you’re thinking about tossing a pocket-pussy on stage during his show, DON’T DO IT!
Geez.
(HT: Cord Jefferson)
