Jay-Z Already Wrote A Song About Blue Ivy Carter

For as long as I can remember one of my life goals has been to inspire someone write a song about me. Lord knows I’ve tried to make it happen. Any songbird I’ve ever dated and/or slept with has received nothing short of Grade A effort from yours truly in the hopes of inspiring a tune, either about my insistence on opening doors for ladies or about my, ahem, skillz. Or whatever, I don’t care, anything — write a song about yours truly using anything about me as your inspiration.

But alas, I’ve failed to this point. And sadly, judging by Adele’s entire body of work, you have to be an as$hole to inspire someone to write a song about you, and I just refuse to be something I’m not, an as$hole, even if it means never having my dream of inspiring a song come true.

With that said, Blue Ivy Carter is only hours old but has already inspired some guy named Jay to write a song about her. Kid will probably grow up to be a major as$hole. Just sayin’.

(HT: Stereogum)

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