We Wish 'Shawn Carter Of Mars' Was The Blockbuster Movie Opening Today

HAPPY FRIDAY! It’s John Carter day, y’all. Are you planning to see the Disney movie about the civil war vet transported to Mars in the future to battle 12 foot tall barbarians or something? I’m not.

But I might if it were about Shawn Carter, aka Jay-Z, being inexplicably transported to Mars! A boy can dream, can’t he?

(Via Filmdrunk)

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