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Lana Del Rey And Axl Rose, A Love Story

By 04.08.12

As you may have heard, Axl Rose and Lana Del Rey are rumored to be an item. An UPROXX tipster was there when the two recently went on a date to Chipotle and provided the following transcribed account of what happened.

AR: I’ll have a steak burrito and a barbacoa burrito, please. I’m on a diet.

LDR: I’ll just have some tap water.

AR: So did you bone Marilyn Manson or what?

LDR: No, he just pissed on me. Oh, and I let him collect some of my menstruation in a little glass vial. That’s all.

And then it was over. The end!

(Screengrab via DailyNews.com)


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