Perhaps hearing his music for the first time, Justin Bieber was performing at a show in Arizona last night when, while in the middle of “Baby Girl Honey XOXO You’re My Dream, Boo,” the swaggy bro extraordinaire puked. The Beebs then ran off-stage, but not before a mob of tweens began rioting, Jack White-style, to grab some of that precious, precious vomit, probably. OK, pretty much exactly that.
The “Oh, I Just Want to Smell Your Sweet Essence Tonight” singer later tweeted:
Expect a CNN trend piece about impressionable, image conscious teenage girls vomiting next month.