Overheard in Chris Brown’s publicist’s office recently…
Publicist: Okay, Chris let’s talk about what you’re going to be for Halloween.
Brown: HMMMM.
Publicist: Well I was thinking you could go as something cute and cuddly, like Elmo or that Ron Swanson guy.
Brown: NAAAAAAH I’M GON BE A TERRORIST! (Walks out.)
Publicist: Well okay then.
And that’s exactly how it happened.
