Late last night Rihanna posted the photo above — in which she looks to me to be dry-humping someone who appears to be the hated, petulant crooner last seen deleting his Twitter account in a fit of rage — to Instagram. Vulture seems to be of the opinion that the guy in the pic is a Chris Brown stand-in and that she’s trolling us. Gawker is of the opinion that it’s really Chris Brown in the photo and that the two are back together.
Personally, I don’t know what to think, mainly because I have better things to do with my time than to think deeply about the status of Rihanna and Chris Brown’s relationship. I’ll just keep my thoughts about Rihanna focused on her butt and how she hilariously wrecked the lives of a bunch of reporters who were stupid enough to spend a week with her on a plane, thank you very much. So there you go.