This is a story all about how parents just don’t understand. One student’s life got flipped, turned upside down, and I’d like to take a minute, just sit right there, I’ll [block quote] how he became the most famous high schooler living in the Wild, Wild West of the northeast, western Pennsylvania. Na na na na na na na.
A teen’s voicemail greeting trigged a lockdown at his Pennsylvania school after a receptionist misheard his rendition of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song.
While trying to confirm an appointment with 19-year-old Travis Clawson the receptionist thought the message said “shooting people outside of the school.” The line is actually “shooting some b-ball,” a reference to basketball.
The receptionist called 911 and Economy police arrested Clawson a short time later at Ambridge Area High School, but released him once he explained the message. (Via)
That same receptionist also owns a bunker full of beans and water, for when this so-called “Will2K” happens.
(Via)
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The receptionist should be fined for not knowing the lyrics… or physically thrown out of the building like Jazz.
This is wiggity wiggity whack!
This is the state of our country. We are a nation of cruel arrogance and paranoid hysteria.
Well, I’m gonna go *ahem* SHOOT SOME BEE BALL.
So she really thought that this student would take the time to record a message, in rhyme, about shooting people at school and set it as his voice mail message just to make sure whoever called him while committing the act would know it was going down? She should be fired for being a complete moron.
She’d get picked up by WIP right away. Get it, Philly fans overreact?
/shows self out
“Economy police arrested Clawson a short time later”
Economy police – they’re like normal police, but cheaper to bribe.
IN BRAUNAU AUSTRIA BORN AND RAISED
VIENNA WAS WHERE I SPENT MOST OF MY DAYS
CHILLIN’ OUT, MAXING, RELAXING ALL COOL
AND THINKING OF WAYS TO ANNIHILATE THE JEWS
WHEN A COUPLE OF KIKES
WHO WERE UP TO NO GOOD
STARTED RAISING LOANS IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD
I SET UP ONE LITTLE CAMP AND RUSSIA GOT SCARED
THEY SAID “IF YOU INVADE POLAND CAN WE AT LEAST SHARE?”
I WHISTLED FOR MY CAR AND WHEN IT CAME NEAR
THE LICENSE PLATE SAID “FUHRER” AND EVA BRAUN WAS IN THE REAR
IN GERMANY FUCKING YOUR OWN COUSIN WAS RARE
BUT I THOUGHT “NAH FORGET IT,” YO HOME TO BERLIN!
I CAUGHT MILLIONS OF JEWS, ABOUT 7 OR 8
AND I YELLED TO HYMIES “YO HOLMES, SMELL YA LATER”
I SHIPPED EM TO CAMPS, WHEN THEY WERE FINALLY THERE,
I TOOK EM ALL OUT, WITH SOME GAS IN THE AIR.