In the immortal words of Paula White, “I’ve had a couple of drinks. I’m not drunk. I’m sad.” Wait, who the heck is Paula White? Well, she’s the now-legendary BBC Radio DJ who was pulled off air during her final broadcast on Friday because she was so drunk. According to News.com.au:
Paula White’s last stint as BBC Radio Stoke’s afternoon presenter on Friday afternoon ended earlier than expected after she slurred and stumbled her way through the first 30 minutes of her live show.
“For the last time on lunchtime let’s ssssssssssay you pick the music”, the popular presenter drawled.
“It’s a P-A-R-T-Y because I said sooooo… Some people will say, ‘Oh, thank goodness she’s gone.'” (Via)
Ain’t no party like a last day party ’cause a last day party I don’t give a f*ck.