OMG You Guys Jay-Z Got Beyonce Pregnant Again!

In what can only be interpreted as a selfless move to help a weary nation recover from the horror of the Kanye/Kim Kardashian pregnancy, Jay-Z and Beyonce are going to have another baby, in the process showing us that some celebrity couples can procreate with style and grace, seemingly immune from internet mockery.

Reports E! Online:

Superstar supermom Beyoncé is expecting her second child with hubby Jay-Z, multiple sources exclusively confirm to E! News.

The news follows rampant speculation that the “Countdown” songbird was pregnant, even as the couple remained tight-lipped about their ever-growing family.

Rumors first began churning that the Grammy winner was with child when, earlier this month, she walked the red carpet at the Met Gala wearing a custom-made Givenchy gown that deftly concealed her stomach, its bodice cinched high above the waist just as its intricate pattern made it difficult to discern any change in her silhouette.

Whew! Our long national nightmare is almost over.

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