Just kidding, the are no “perks.” But when you’re a glass half full self-deprecator like Redditor AGracefulWalrus is (great name btw), then you share the below image with your friends on the internet with the caption, “The best part about going to a Taylor Swift concert with your girlfriend.”
Good times. One can only assume you can drink lots of beers without much difficulty as well. My favorite observation from the comment thread: “Rush concerts have the opposite effect.”
Moral of the story: your weekend could have been a lot worse.