It’d be perfect, if it weren’t so damn sad. On her 2008 hit, “Rehab,” Rihanna sang, “It’s like I checked into rehab/And, baby, you’re my disease.” Now, according to Jezebel, Ri will check into the Centers for Relationship and Sexual Recovery (CRSR) on Recovery Ranch, a.k.a. “love rehab,” to get over the disease known as Chris Brown.
A source says that she made the decision because she’s been pining for Chris Brown: “Rihanna is still desperately in love with Chris. It’s like she’s obsessed with him and, although he’s told her it’s over, she just can’t get over him. After talking it through with a psychotherapist, Rihanna is now considering doing a 12-step programme to get rid of her demons.” (Via)
We wish you the best of luck, Rihanna, and hey, if this story proves to be a fake and you want to act out another song of yours with Chris Brown, make it “Russian Roulette.” Play a trick on him, and load EVERY chamber.