I have never wanted anything in my life more than that Wu-Tang Clan Christmas sweater, and I don’t even celebrate Christmas (/makes note to see if there are Wu-Tang prayer mats). Also, it’s August. But no mind: shame on a reada who doesn’t buy it for me, though the red-as-Rudolph’s-bloody-nose Slayer sweater would be fine, too.
It’s actually possible to build an entire wardrobe out of nothing but Wu-Tang merchandise, as I discovered trolling Etsy and eBay and websites that weren’t Wu Wear (too easy, though I made one exception). Take a look.