Well GOOD MORNING To You, Mariah Carey!

At 5:31am this morning, Mariah Carey tweeted out the photo above in a birthday tweet to her husband, Nick Cannon. I have some questions.

1. Why didn’t Mariah just send the photo to Nick directly in a sext?

2. Who tweets titty photos at 5:30 in the morning?

3. Are they real?

4. Why do girls like saying “mwah” so much?

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