15 Awesomely Terrible Christmas Songs To Make Sure Your Party Is A Huge Success

By: 12.10.13  •  19 Comments

Twisted Sister Xmas

It’s just about that time of the year when your co-workers, family members or overly-festive friends start demanding that you RSVP for their super awesome Christmas parties, and I’m sure that you’re probably considering all of the different ways that you can hang yourself with a stocking. But the problem is that Christmas parties are as unavoidable as those horrible K-Mart holiday commercials with the people frozen and making obnoxious noises on repeat. So what you need to do is be a little proactive this year and start turning those awful Christmas parties into your own awesome Christmas jammy jams.

How do you do that? With the right music, of course. And fortunately for you, I’m an expert at picking out just the right Christmas songs for every occasion, so all you need to do now is just follow these simple steps and make sure these Christmas songs end up in your party’s rotation, and you’ll go down in history as a holiday hero.

You can’t start a party without an adrenaline-fueled party anthem, but since this is Christmas, you need to crank it up with a high-octane version of a holiday classic. That’s why you need to kick in the doors with Twisted Sister’s rendition of “Oh Come All Ye Faithful.”

Now you’ve got some fists in the air and hopefully some spiced rum in the egg nog, and the last thing that you can do is slow it down. So keep the heavy metal mayhem going with a custom Christmas jam like ACDC’s “Mistress for Christmas.”

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