An Imaginary Chat With Kurt Cobain About Making It Into The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame

So, Mr. Cobain, congratulations on Nirvana’s introduction. You must be happy.

Really, why?

That doesn’t have to do with anything.

Got it. Anyway, Hall and Oates also got inducted this year. Would Nirvana perform with them at the ceremony?

I didn’t realize you and John Oates were such good friends. So, would you?

OK…Anyway, let’s get to what we were talking about. Where were you…?

Oh, so a friend called you with the news?

Good point. I think Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic would like to hear the happy news.

That’s why I tried asking YOUR feelings about making it into the Rock and Roll Hall of…

I’m sure you do.

Did I say something to offend you?

That’s not very nice. You’re just messing with me at this point, aren’t you? F*ck this.

Aw. I can’t stay mad at that face. Congratulations, Kurt.

(Via Rolling Stone. Pic via Getty Images)

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