Great, just great. After we FINALLY ended racism, the toys are coming to kill us all. In Yo La Tengo’s new festive holiday ditty, “Toymageddon,” Ira Kaplan & Co. explain how our Christmas gifts are “transmitting coordinates” to our new overlords and that “My Little Ponies were the first to arrive.” DAMN YOU BRONIES. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL.
At least Ira Glass, in a Santa hat no less, will be with us until the end.
I want more like this!
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