Last night’s The Blonds fashion show in New York City was really a “Who’s Who of What Year is This Again?” as professional MS Paint dick artist Perez Hilton, rapper Lil Kim and Paris Hilton had first row seats for the MADE Fashion Week event. Believe it or not, one of these three Q-listers actually had something newsworthy to share, and it was Lil Kim’s extra tummy pounds that gave it away. It turns out that the once-baddest girl in rap is pregnant with her first child, and she told US Weekly that this isn’t going to change her that much.
“I’m so excited! I’m a few months along, I can’t wait to be a mom!”
She continued, “I’m a mom, but I can turn it up a little! … I’m still going to work. I’m still going to be hardcore. The baby has made me even more of a beast!”
And by “turn it up a little,” I think she was referring to performing, because she took the stage at the show’s afterparty and performed for the crowd. This must have been a truly exceptional evening for anyone who just came out of a coma after 11 years.
Also, I know what you’re thinking and, yes, that really is Lil Kim in the banner pic performing just last night. Look, I don’t know what the hell she’s been doing to her face and why she looks like she got into one of those cartoon fights in a dust cloud with LaToya Jackson and when they finished, they came out with their faces swapped. I’m just as shocked as you are, because this was only 11 years ago:
Now, she looks like this:
Hell, this was only 9 years ago:
And now she looks like this:
Plastic surgery is a luxury, folks. It’s not mandatory.
(Images via Getty)