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How Long Can You Last Listening To The World’s Worst On-Hold Music?

By 04.30.14

A brief list of what the E-ZPass on-hold music sounds like:

-Aliens masturbating
-A game of speed ping-pong fast-forwarded x4
-Anna Kendrick performing “Cups” on cocaine
-Starvin’ Marvin

It’s as if companies don’t want to talk to you. But the joke’s on them: that’s my favorite song.

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