Noel Gallagher Will Reunite Oasis For Half A Billion Condoms

By: 04.29.14  •  6 Comments
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Noel Gallagher, ever the cheekiest bloke stumbling his way out of the pub, has been faced with a barrage of Oasis questions ever since brother Liam tweeted “O A S I S” and “OASIS LG” last week, leading to speculation the band would reunite for Glastonbury. It ain’t gonna happen, but that doesn’t mean the U.K. press won’t cover the Gallagher brothers the way we do Jennifer Lawrence, Alison Brie, and Emma Stone combined.

Asked about the speculation over an Oasis reunion, Gallagher said: “I was in the newsagent the other day when the story broke and the Daily Star said, ‘Oasis to get back together for £500 million’…I’d do it for half a billion anything: Yorkshire Tea bags, condoms, Pot Noodles.” (Via)

He added, “I’d also accept one dead Liam Gallagher.” This time, he wasn’t joking.

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