Outside of the Michael Jackson hologram and the Flaming Lips trashing their legacy, Twitter had very little to say about last night’s Billboard Music Awards. Maybe everyone was too busy watching Game of Thrones, Mad Men, and the Bob’s Burgers finale to care, or more likely, I don’t Follow the people who follow Pitbull (a.k.a. guys named Dale). But there are certain moments that are bigger than Twitter itself, things that aren’t tweeted about but you know still happened; you can sense it from within. Like when a green-haired Katy Perry grabs her boobs, making a million Twitter parody accounts very happy.
Or she would have, if @KatyPerrysBoob2 ever updated. There are dozens of parody Twitter accounts dedicated to Katy’s Perrys out there, and they’re all as predictably gross as calling her breasts “Katy’s Perrys.” Most of them hilariously haven’t been used in years — one began in 2010, and ended in 2010. Here are some of my favorites. If you own @KatyPerryBreast, I’m looking to buy.
He’s the Patrick Stewart of Katy Perry boob accounts.
I want more like this!
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