Did you flip your sh*t when Morrissey joined Twitter this week? So did I! For about 2 seconds, and then I remembered who Morrissey is, and then my internet persona belted a falsetto, “Faaaaaaaaake!”
It all started with a tweet.
OMG, you guys, it’s him! (*looks at follow-up tweets*) Yeah, that’s not him. Nope. Morrissey even released this very Morrissey statement.
I would like to stress that I do not have either a Twitter or a Facebook account. I gather that a Twitter account has been opened in my name – as ‘It’s Morrissey’ – but it is NOT Morrissey. I do not know who has opened this recent Twitter account, but please be aware that it is bogus. That’s, of course, if you should remotely care.
Salt Lake City
15 May 2014. (Via)
Yeesh. I imagine him in a cold bathtub staring at a guitar with only 4 strings on it when he wrote that.
(Via AV Club)