Taylor Swift Was Just Slighted By A Fortune Cookie, So Expect A New Heartbroken Song Any Day Now

Who’s the latest hater hating on Tay? Apparently a catty fortune cookie.

“Don’t be over self-confident with your first impression on others”, the not-so-sweet treat read. The 1989 pop star quickly took to Instagram to call out the cookie, writing, “Maybe I’m being overly sensitive here but this seems kind of mean. #shakeitoff.”

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Even though Swift said she’s shaking it off, we’re willing to bet that she’s already penned a heavy-hearted pop song about the scandalous 2014 fortune cookie diss. (The foul dessert now joins John Mayer, Jake Gyllenhaal, Joe Jonas, and Taylor Lautner as “Things That Were Supposed To Love Me And Didn’t, But Later Made For Great Billboard Chart Fodder.”)

Oh, cookie, but didn’t you know that you could have been getting down to this. sick. beat?

(Via MTV)

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