Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine Because 50 Is The New HOLY SH*T WE’RE SO OLD

Most of us woke this morning not even realizing it is the first of new month, let alone the Counting Crows front man’s 50th birthday. But now thanks to AARP we’re not only aware that Adam Duritz has been on this earth for half a century, but also that we all got really f*cking old all of a sudden. Thanks for the real possibilities, AARP.

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