Adam Duritz Is On The Cover Of AARP Magazine Because 50 Is The New HOLY SH*T WE’RE SO OLD

Editorial Director
08.01.14 9 Comments


Most of us woke this morning not even realizing it is the first of new month, let alone the Counting Crows front man’s 50th birthday. But now thanks to AARP we’re not only aware that Adam Duritz has been on this earth for half a century, but also that we all got really f*cking old all of a sudden. Thanks for the real possibilities, AARP.

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Kris Maske is UPROXX's Editorial Director. He's equal parts writer, entrepreneur, and guy you bring your questions.

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