So infamous ponzi schemer Bernie Madoff apparently has someone claiming to be his nephew named Stu who’s an aspiring rapper. Further, he’s written a “Free Uncle Bernie” song pleading for the release of beloved con man uncle. And here all along you thought Chet Haze was insufferable!
(UPDATE: Looks like ole Stu is merely a Madoff wannabe.)
Take a listen (if for some reason the Soundcloud embed doesn’t work for you, it’s on YouTube here)…
Well how’s that for terrible?!?!?!?! You’re welcome!
In other Bernie Madoff news, tomorrow will mark the 4-year anniversary of Bernie being sentenced to 150 years in prison for swindling billions from his clients. Coincidentally, he’s having trouble sleeping these days!
It’s a far cry from his former life. Once head of his own finance firm, Madoff is now identified as inmate #61727-054 at Butner Federal Correctional Complex. He’s serving a 150-year sentence after pleading guilty, in 2009, to siphoning $17.5 billion from thousands of investors, wiping them out in a long-running, pyramid-style deception.
“I’m usually up at 4:30 in the morning because I can t sleep,” said Madoff, 75, who is scheduled to be released in 2139.
I’m sure you all weep for poor Bernie Madoff. At least he has Stu in his corner.
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This is the point where Bernie Madoff should just do the respectable thing and hang himself by his prison bed sheets.
Awww, how cute! We came here to say the same thing. *clinks glasses*
Like he’d ever take responsibility for his own wrongdoing.
Oh, it’s in God’s hands all right. If you think the penal system has been rough on poor Uncle Bernie, just wait til old Eye of a Needle gets done with him. Have fun in Hell, fucker.
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I mean, he didn’t kill or rape anyone (or did he, and I am not aware?), he just scammed people who wanted even more money without wanting to know about the dirty little details. In my book, he is a modern version of Nasreddin (but without any charm, I guess): He pulled off a practical joke exposing the absurdities of our allocation system.
damn why people gotta be all on chet haze’s dick yo?
Punk died when it lost the power to offend.
This is a game changer.
“He may have done some wrong but them bars are keeping him awake, so I just hope my bars help him get free!” I’m hoping is a line.
Turns out it’s not his nephew.
There can be only one:
[urbandesiradio.com]