Some foolish humans spent the weekend hacking the Facebook pages of bands like Death Cab for Cutie, Best Coast, and The Postal Service. The hackers don’t have much time left on Earth, because they also came after Bob Mould, who’s more badass than you or I, or pretty much anyone.
According to Stereogum, Mould’s Facebook was “an out-of-nowhere hotbed of pubic-hair-related content” (Hotbed of Pubic-Hair-Related Content was the working title for Zen Arcade). Instead of personally finding those responsible and smashing them on the head with his guitar, El Kabong-style, the Hüsker Dü guitarist responded through song. On his Facebook, naturally.
If “GIFs of Pubic Hair” can’t reunite the Dü, nothing will.