The dancing Super Bowl sharks belonging to Katy Perry are locked away in storage somewhere, feasting only on the tears of other discarded pop culture animals (they like the taste of Ed from the movie Ed the most). So, unfortunately, Joe Dirt 2 star Charlotte McKinney wasn’t able to book them to perform with her on last night’s Dancing with the Stars.
Instead, she got two crabs because why not? It doesn’t make any or more less sense than dancing to “California Gurls,” or beach balls falling from the sky, or a new Joe Dirt movie in 2015. Even Katy Perry wants nothing to do with that film, and she was in The Smurfs 2.