Anyway, awkward racial comedy aside, this appearance features some of the best advice one could give on how to deal with people who are bugging you: Tell em to screw off. Sure, Mariah Carey has sold millions of albums, but that doesn’t mean you normal folks can’t take a little bit of it in your own life.
You might end up in a fight or worse, but I think your principles will be intact. It worked well at Ruby Ridge and Waco!
(Via The Late Show)