Seth Rogen’s new BFF, Taylor Swift, is as known for her messy dating history as she is for her impeccable dancing skills (also, singing). But it’s hard to blame her: she’s successful and attractive, and she’s looking for a man who’s equally successful and attractive…and he has to have a sister. And speak two languages. So says Hollywood Life, which claims to have spoken to an inside source about Swift’s “long list of what she wants in her next boyfriend.” The answer is: not you.
“She wants someone on her level when it comes to their career, plus, they have to be hot — like leading man hot. And she would love a guy that can speak at least two languages…There are simple things on the list too. She wants a guy that has at least one sister because she thinks it will make him a better boyfriend. He has to have a good relationship with his parents, especially his mom, but he can’t be a mama’s boy. Like I said, it is very detailed and it goes on and on. Her friends think she needs to chill. They think being so picky is just going to keep her single.” (Via)
So, to recap, Swift is looking for a successful hot guy with a sister who speaks multiple languages and loves his mom but not so much that it seems weird. We have the perfect fella for her.
Oh, wait.
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Not worth it.
Fine, I will date Taylor.
Can’t wait to hear the song she writes about you after your eventual break up.
Taylor? Hun? You know you just described Kobe Bryant, right?
With stupid demands like this it’s no wonder she has a laundry list of exes. This stick with a voice is going to be churning out hit songs for ages. Someone please meet her demands so she will go away.
The only stupid thing is the people who believe that crap. Rolling Stone says she is one of the New Immortals, so she is not going away, and the people in the music industry who were lucky enough to hear some of her songs from her next album say all the other albums were just a warm up to this next one, including the one that won a Grammy for Album of the Year. It is going to be that big.
@Rosegardens I’m almost sort of weirdly impressed by Taylor Swift for managing to become a huge star despite no singing talent to speak of and barely passable songwriting skills.
Almost.
Does her “guy has to be hot” prerequisite also include him having a nose job done just like she had done as well?
Spreading lies doesn’t give you any credibility.
This could be a completely made up story, but it’s pretty damn telling we all believe it’s true.
No, I am laughing at the idiots who blindly believe everything they read.
Maybe keeping herself single isn’t such a bad idea.
One out of four ain’t bad.
I volunteer Moose. He’d end her thread, if you know what I mean.
Lol at the dumb comments. You people believe anything you read! Taylor has already said she doesn’t have a type. and everyone she has dated has no where near the amount of money she has.
Look like she’s looking for new album material.
@Rosegardens: Hey, what do you rabid Taylor Swift fans call yourselves? “Swiftians”? I think that would be a cool nickname. I bet she is glad that you are here defending her honor. I am sure you are making a big difference.