Hope You’re Ready For A Hardcore Sex Tape Starring A Jonas Brother

It’s been awhile since the world has talked about the Jonas Brothers, or at least the world outside of creepy Evangelical Christian communities in Florida that think Taylor Swift is too risqué. The boy band-loving hearts of tween girls are pumping HARD for the likes of One Direction and the Wanted, while Kevin, Joe, and Nick have whiled away the days, starring on reality shows and playing softball. But Joe’s making a COMEback: he’s the star of a new hardcore sex tape with his very attractive girlfriend.

The video [shot by a friend of the couple while in a Buenos Aries hotel] features explicit footage of Joe Jonas, 23, and his [model] girlfriend, Blanda Eggenschwiler, 28, drinking, doing drugs, and engaging in sex using a number of sex toys and BDSM devices, including dildos, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle.

They proceed to engage in multiple sex acts utilizing a variety of sex toys, including a large dildo, a gag ball, and a slapper paddle. Joe participates willingly, but seems less sure of how to use the sex toys, as well as how they will be used on him. He does not enjoy being paddled. At one point he has had enough and cries “Owww! Don’t do that anymore!” Blanda is the more dominant one in the video. At one point she inserts the dildo inside of herself, orders Joe to “lick my p*ssy juice off of it,” and he complies. (Via)

More like Not-So-Blanda. Both she and Joe have disputed the existence of the tape, tweeting:

GUYS. Come on. Joe Jonas is better than this. Slapper paddles are more ugly kid from Hanson’s kind of thing.

(Via Gawker)

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