Keith Richards To ‘Wannabe’ Justin Bieber: ‘Who The F*ck Are You?’

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Look out, Selena Gomez and/or whichever supermodel Justin Bieber is currently disappointing: you’ve got company. The Beebs’ latest fling is antique Johnny Depp/Rolling Stones guitarist Keith Richards, and their first date sounded pretty hot. Tension was in the air from the get-go.

Over New Year’s, Bieber, 20, hit up a tiny beach bar on the luxe Parrot Cay island in Turks and Caicos, where “there was an old guy throwing back drinks who said, ‘Who the f*ck are you?'” one source recalls. In response, the “All Around the World” pop star shot back, “I don’t know, who the f*ck are you?” (Via)

“No, seriously, who the f*ck are you? All I see is a talking pile of headbands.”

Apparently satisfied with that answer, the older gent smiled and said, “‘You’re a man. I respect that,’ then walked away,” the source tells Us. It wasn’t until a few minutes later, when “another old guy and came over and told Justin, ‘Keith Richards wants to have a drink with you,'” that the 71-year-old rock legend’s identity was revealed. (Via)

One out of every three ladies living in the U.K. between 1965-1980 has a story that begins with someone saying, “Keith Richards wants to have a drink with you”

“Justin tried to bro down with him,” a witness says, adding that a seemingly unimpressed Richards told the star, “Let’s get one thing straight. You’re a wannabe.”

The first source counters, however, that the two actually had a long talk, after which they “swapped numbers” so they could keep in touch. “Justin called it the best night ever,” the insider tells Us. (Via)

Narrowly edging the night he shot Ros to death with a crossbow. Anyway, they’re almost ready to make things official. That’s right: Bieber is going to ask Richards if he wants to play Trivia Crack with him. That’s practically second base! (Hitting a home run is connecting on LinkedIn, but they’re not ready for that kind of a commitment.)

Via US Weekly

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