Key & Peele (& 2 Chainz) Introduce You To Their Terrible New Wedding Band, Absorption

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07.14.15

If you live in the Phoenix area and are looking for a fictional band to play your upcoming fictional wedding, look no further than Absorption, a duo created by Key & Peele that specializes in adding your personal details to popular songs of the day. And for an additional fee that you can’t pay because this isn’t real, 2 Chainz will show up in character as saxophone-toting crooner Master Collaborator. The man has the voice of an angel. Some angels have emphysema, yes? Because it would have to be one of those for the analogy to work.

Maybe you can get them to perform “Shoop.” I don’t see why not. It’s your fictional wedding. You deserve the pretend best.

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