Madonna must have been pleased with all the attention she got by posting a photo of herself dressed like Daenerys Targaryen from Game of Thrones for Purim on Instagram, so she stepped up her game with this photo of herself posing in bondage-style lingerie while proudly displaying cleavage and armpit hair — sending the internet into an apesh*t tizzy — with the caption:
Long hair…… Don’t Care!!!!!! #artforfreedom #rebelheart #revolutionoflove
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Look. Now I’m not going to harp on some ageist crap about how old ladies can or can’t dress, or make a statement about female armpit hair being gross (personally, I think armpit hair in general is kind of gross) but come on: Are there any lengths this woman isn’t willing to go to to embarrass the sh*t out of her kids? If I were one of her children, by now I would have probably long-since created a wheelchair bound alter-ego of a girl suffering from BS. I think the only difference between having Madonna and Lindsay Bluth for a mother is about $700 million dollars.
