Marilyn Manson, who despite looking like Jared Leto after a particularly lengthy diet of powdered donuts and more powdered donuts has slept with more attractive women, such as Rose McGowan, Dita Von Teese, and Evan Rachel Wood, than you or I ever will, is still an object of affection for the paparazzi. Case in point: on Friday, Manson was at Los Angeles International Airport, as were photographers who are paid to get photos of him in uncompromising positions, like murdering a security guard and sucking his blood, I guess? Anyway, to thwart their parasitic plan, Manson wrote “F*CK YOU” on his face. Why?
According to a Redditor who was on the scene:
I just went through the LAX security line with Marilyn Manson. He had “F*CK” scrawled in large letters across the bottom half of his face, with what appeared to be a grease pencil. As we each removed our boots in the security line, he kindly explained that it was not directed at me or anyone else in the airport, but rather at the paparazzi, so that they couldn’t sell any photos of him that they took. He was really apologetic about it, and covered his mouth around young children while apologizing to their parents for exposing their child to profanity. (Via)
At least Manson’s thinking of the children, though I bet there’s at least one over-eager mom out there who thinks the scrawled message was about Columbine, which he obviously caused.