Short of going to an, ugh, classical musical performance, distracting cell phones have become an annoying part of your typical concert experience. Taking a photo or two of your favorite band is fine, but keeping your phone up the entire show, all so you can get a shaky recording that you’re never going to watch? It’s not worth it, and it’s crazy-annoying for the poor bastard standing behind you. Marky Ramone has had enough of this nonsense, which is why he teamed up with College Humor to present his latest product: the Cell Phone Swatter.
GABBA GABBA HEY, PUT DOWN YOUR GODDAMN IPAD.