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Miley Cyrus decided to dive real deep into a regrettable hairstyle decision. In a long-winded post to Instagram, Cyrus simultaneously trashed herself for dying her hair and held that hairstyles weren’t all that important in the grand scheme of things.
Ultimately, Miley found that there are better things to concern yourself with than your hair while writing hundreds of words about how much her hair is currently bothering her. It’s as confusing as it sounds.
First, let’s start with the hairstyle choice. Cyrus says she decided to bleach her hair while “sitting in a random apartment with nothing to do but smoke weed” adding that “something inside told me I’d regret it.”
Then, she derails her entire rant with the idea that it’s just hair and the ice caps are melting.In the immortal words of a Kardashian, “There’s people that are dying.”
“I guess even writing this hunk of bull shit means I am thinking about my hair which is equally as lame and self obsessed as all of the above because really this fucking mop will make no difference to that fact Donald Trump is running for president (successfully) and climate change is extremely real and scary.”
Finally, Miley closes the post with a message of self-empowerment.
“The true you can never be replicated or replaced you are the one and only you!” she wrote.
Got that? Cool. Now would you care to explain it to us?
