When Miley Cyrus Thinks About You, She Touches Herself

adore you

Of the approximately 90 trillion Google (and three Bing) searches for “Miley Cyrus” this year, it’s fair to assume that at least 98% of them are for inappropriate reasons. In the teaser for Miley’s new music video, “Adore You” (yes, a teaser for a music video; yes, everything is terrible), the twerking girl flips the script on the Internet, practically taunting, “Anything you can do (masturbate), I can do better (also masturbate).” Yes you can?

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