Check Out ‘Babypod,’ The Music-Playing Tampon For Your Unborn Child

It’s finally 2016, and while we still don’t have flying cars or real hoverboards, we are definitely living in the future. People are printing guns with a thing called a “3-D printer,” posting pictures of their lunch on the internet, and the pylons in NFL endzones now have cameras in them. We’re all used to that stuff, but if you would have told me any of those things in 1996, I would have called you an idiot and gone back to drinking Crystal Pepsi and slamming pogs into each other.

Now comes 2016’s first new bit of futuristic technology, and it’s a magical tampon that can play music for the baby in a woman’s womb via her lady parts. Yes, it’s the technology we’ve all been asking for, and it’s finally here.

According to Jezebel, the Babypod was invented after a study in Barcelona, Spain, found that the regular ol’ method of throwing headphones on a huge baby belly just wasn’t good enough for kids these days. Turns out, that method results in sounds too muffled to hear. However, with the Babypod and its special 54-decibel transmission strength, unborn babies can hear Young Thug with crystal clarity. The device will run about $144, but as we all know, enjoying music while in the womb — growing things like organs and fingernails out of thin air — is priceless.

(Via Jezebel)

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