Popularity power rankings: Eternity in Hell > the noise a metal fork makes when it’s dragged across a glass table > the word “moist” > pop-up ads > mosquitoes > that thing where you buy a chocolate bar but when you open it, it’s already melted > Jar Jar Binks > Jar Jar Binks references > Nickelback > Congress. I like those odds!
And this Public Policy Polling survey is from January. Is it possible to have a negative approval rating?
Also, don’t forget to drunk dial Congress this weekend!