Do you like jazz? Do you like Nyan Cat? Of course you. You like both of those things.
So here’s what I want you to do: I want you to go home, get undressed, and put on your favorite smoking jacket. Then, once you’re more comfortably and sensibly dressed, I want you to pour yourself a drink — preferably some aged whiskey, but wine will also do, I suppose. Then I want you to have a seat in your favorite chair — preferably a leather one — with your laptop or iPad. Then I want you to press play on this video and enjoy 14 minutes of smooth jazz with a single lyric repeated over it over and over and over again: “Nyanyanyanyanyanyanya.”
You’re welcome. Oh, and you may wanna drop some acid for this as well. Just saying.
Also, if I had a business landline, this would so be my hold music.