Judging by her performances that feature all shapes and sizes of phallic representations, it’s no surprise then that Miley Cyrus has chosen to adorn her feet with, what else, penises.
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Okay, Miley. We get it. You love the “D,” but is it necessary to put schwangs on your feet, as well? Is this just a part of your affinity for Madonna-like sexual innuendos and stunts? What’s the endgame here? Anyway, you can actually buy these penis shaped flip-flops on eBay so you can show the world how tasteless you are. They’re only $7. What are you waiting for?
