Rebecca Black’s ‘Person of Interest’ Is Today’s Video Of Disinterest

Rebecca Black is releasing a debut album this month (oh goody), and she’s just released her third music video, the previous two being “Friday” and “My Moment,” two songs we’re still trying to forget. The third song is called “Person of Interest” and is about a mysterious billionaire who developed a program to predict terrorist attacks. No, wait, that’s something else.

Rebecca Black’s “Person of Interest” is, in her words, “a love song but it’s not a love song. [Ed.- Well, that settles it.] It’s about almost teenage crushes — when you’re not in love yet but you really like a guy — which I’m really excited about because I don’t think there are too many out like that.” There might be a good reason there aren’t many out there like that, which the commenters at TheDailyWhat sum up pretty well:

Black also said in an interview that she’d like to try acting and take her songs on tour. I’m trying not to say anything too mean here; after all, she’s still a kid and had to start homeschooling due to bullying, but I can’t resist pointing out one thing. When describing the songs on the album, she says “None are really like ‘Friday’.” Well, that’s a relief.

The video is below if you want to see how much auto-tuning and giant fan rentals a teenager’s money can buy.

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