Who Needs Angelina Jolie When You’ve Got ‘Malefiftycent’?

50 Cent released a new album, his fifth, this week. But no one cares, nor should they — it’s not very good, and he seems more interested in other ventures, anyway. Who needs to concentrate on a music career when you’ve got semen-covered first pitches to throw out and fake movie trailers to star in?

Here he is starring as the titular character in Disney’s Malefiftycent, swapping in his bullets for Angelina Jolie’s equally dangerous cheekbones. It’s like they say, get rich or parody tryin’.

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