Things and/or People Yoko Ono Has Killed:
1. The Beatles
2. My love of music, after hearing her warble her way through a cover of “Fireworks” by Katy Perry.
Noises That Resemble Yoko Ono’s Singing Voice:
1. The sound you make when scalding hot water comes out of the shower when the rest of the house is freezing.
2. The laughter of a man who only knows how to cry, coincidentally the name of Yoko’s next album.
3. A bullfrog’s orgasm.
4. An asthmatic cat that’s being rubbed with a cheese grater.
This is fun! Watch the video below (make sure to have your computer volume low) and add your own.
(And don’t lie: you know you love the original version.)