If you like officially licensed photos with tastefully censored nudity, you’ve come to the right place. Rihanna was honored with the Fashion Icon Award at last night’s Council of Fashion Designers of America Awards, which naturally gave her an excuse to wear a see-through, backless dress made up of 216,000 Swarovski crystals. It was bliss. Glamor. Elegance. Style. Anal.
“FIND MY FINEST BUSBY BERKELEY-STYLE BATHING SUIT AND SHOWER CAP, AND GLUE DIAMONDS ALL OVER IT. THEY’LL CALL IT MY MASTERPIECE.” Being rich and famous (and looking like Rihanna) must be nice.