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NBC golden child Luke Russert, <a href="http://twitter.com/#!/LukeRussert/status/63918789871403008">for this gem</a>, which I think would also make a rather hilarious caption for the photo above: If anything I hope all the young girls of #USA can see what true beauty and elegance is.
Is there anything better than an exceedingly dumb Twitter fight.
In an impressive on-going effort to rebrand himself as the most collassal staggering ass in American history, blustery human dildo Donald Trump -- who we now know has been flat-out lying about how he avoided being drafted for service in [...].
Oh, I totally approve of <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/scott/birthers-jpl0-b">this</a>.
In case you missed it, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/human-supermeme-antoine-dodson-arrested-for-weed-possession/">human supermeme Antoine Dodson was arrested last week</a> for marijuana possession and some other minor stuff, forcing him to make an appearance in court to face the proverbial music.
Right-wing internet gadfly <a href="http://www.drudgereport.com/">Matt Drudge</a> -- who recently promoted the theory that <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/conservative-web-gadfly-promotes-theory-that-jfk-was-killed-for-inquiring-about-aliens/">his curiosity about aliens led JFK to have his head blown off</a> -- has taken a break today from <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/the-birthers-are-underterred/">promoting conspiracy theories about Obama's birth certificate</a> to join<a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/lets-make-fun-of-the-royal-wedding-shall-we/#page/1"> the global royal wedding circlejerk</a>, just as a good dandy should.
You see that little girl up there in <a href="http://cheatsheet.tumblr.com/post/5040058864/tumblr-heres-your-representative-at-the-royal">the one pic burning up Tumblr this morning more than any other</a>.
In a former job I once spoke to someone who claimed to be, at the time, a spy working secretly for the CIA.
As <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/stoya-provides-crucial-insight-into-porn-lady-pubic-hair-decision-making-process/">I've discussed here previously</a>, porn stars <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/sasha-grey-will-take-your-questions-now/">love social media</a>, and one of the ways many porn performers in the modern era are capitalizing on the web and social media is by creating wish lists on Amazon.
You'd think a woman who's savvy enough to re-invent herself from a <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3b5mgPmw2zw&playnext=1&list=PL3B864ECCD2861DCF">downtown New York</a> piano <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EoK7T0Xhfss">lounge singer</a> into one of the biggest pop stars in the world would be savvy enough to know not to click on links spambots @ reply her with on Twitter, but apparently not.
In <a href="http://www.jperla.com/blog/post/facebook-is-a-ponzi-scheme">a post to his blog in January</a>, Joseph Perla presented a compelling argument for Facebook being one of biggest Ponzi schemes in the history of commerce, one that I frankly <a href="http://cajunboy.tumblr.com/post/2863726225/facebook-posts-huge-revenues-in-fact-recent">agreed wholeheartedly with then</a>, and continue to do now.
Now that the whole <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate-america-jumps-the-stupid-shark/">Obama birth certificate thing is a non-starter</a>, intumescent f*ckface Donald Trump has to find new stuff to <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/trump-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah/">shout angrily into a microphone</a> about, and it appears as though he has chosen China -- specifically how Obama is allowing China to steal all of our jobs, etc.
Late yesterday what can only be described as<a href="http://blog.al.com/spotnews/2011/04/tuscaloosa_storms_kill_at_leas.html"> a hellstorm swept through the South</a>, a hellstorm that spun off killer tornadoes which caused havoc worthy of a horror movie, with Alabama appearing to be the hardest hit state.
Remember when the recession started and people began losing their cars, homes, jobs and minds.
Wow, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/friendster-to-delete-basically-everything-on-friendster-on-may-31/">a week that's been filled with nostalgia for bygone popular social media outlets</a> (they come and go so swiftly.
While <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/feature/2011/04/15-hilarious-kate-middleton-for-the-win-entries/#page/1">all of us are already sick of the dumb royal wedding</a>, there's probably one group of people out there who are more sick of us than all the rest: ladies named Kate Middleton.
Steve Jobs and Apple responded today to the controversy surrounding <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/apple-recording-every-more-iphone-users-make/">the charge that the company has been tracking users movements</a>, and I honestly can't make heads or tails out of what they said.
If you're an eternal optimist and thought that maybe, just maybe, <a href="http://www.uproxx.com/news/2011/04/obama-releases-long-form-birth-certificate-america-jumps-the-stupid-shark/">this morning's perfect storm of lunacy</a> would result in the birther set going off quietly into the night, you were, well, <a href="http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0411/Birthers_unmoved.html?showall">sadly mistaken</a>.
A few months back, the Daily Show's Jon Stewart devoted a considerable amount of airtime to exposing the political game playing -- largely carried out by Republican members of Congress, the same folk who have traditionally fetishized 9/11 and terrorism at the drop of a hat -- going on with a bill to provide health care to ailing 9/11 first responders, people who were assured by the federal government that air at the World Trade Center was safe to breath, only that it, you know, wasn't.