Oh now this is just depressing:
If you think the idea of french kissing someone over the internet with a robotic tongue is kind of gross, go outside and enjoy your afternoon. For those of you still sitting here, The University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo has just what you’ve been looking for. The Kiss Transmission Device is a motion-sensing receptacle that records your tongue’s movements and then sends that information to a corresponding machine in your partner’s mouth. From the article: “In addition to real-time smooching, the Kiss Transmission Device can be programmed to ‘remember’ specific rotations. The pre-recorded information can then be accessed by multiple recipients. According to the inventor, this could be a good way for celebrities to get closer to their fans.”
If this video is the future, then I don’t want any part of it.