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By / 05.04.11

Oh now this is just depressing:

If you think the idea of french kissing someone over the internet with a robotic tongue is kind of gross, go outside and enjoy your afternoon. For those of you still sitting here, The University of Electro-Communications in Tokyo has just what you’ve been looking for. The Kiss Transmission Device is a motion-sensing receptacle that records your tongue’s movements and then sends that information to a corresponding machine in your partner’s mouth. From the article: “In addition to real-time smooching, the Kiss Transmission Device can be programmed to ‘remember’ specific rotations. The pre-recorded information can then be accessed by multiple recipients. According to the inventor, this could be a good way for celebrities to get closer to their fans.”

If this video is the future, then I don’t want any part of it.

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