Best Lede To A News Story Ever? Best Lede To A News Story Ever.


Dovetailing off of what I said in the previous post about writing so good that it makes you just want to give up, comes the first sentence of this news story on laws banning bestiality and baggy pants in Florida…

Floridians are going to have to start pulling up their pants and stop having sex with animals soon.

Twitter is going nuts over this this morning. I really should just give it up.


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