Marco Rubio, AKA Little Marco, has inexplicably kept his seat in the Florida Senate. After a year of more or less disrespecting his constituents, it was clear that Rubio didn’t want the job (until the last possible moment), and he surprisingly went against the Republican grain when his party was so thrilled about the Podesta WikiLeaks dumps. Even after his epically botched presidential run, his support of Donald Trump, and his complete denial of climate change (in Florida!) Marco Rubio will be a senator for six more years.
It would be incredible to think about anyone else acting the same and still keeping any job, nonetheless that of a US Senator. But, here we are. Rubio is back in office despite skipping out on several important votes and not doing his job (this race was basically the plot of Office Space), and people are having feelings about it online.
https://twitter.com/corybarker/status/796158774222458881
When CNN declared @marcorubio, I instinctively started singing "Oh the night that Paddy Murphy died…" 😂 #ElectionNight #nlpoli I'm clever?
— Heather Carroll (@heathercurrll) November 9, 2016
BREAKING NEWS: Florida Man Re-Hired For Job He Hates pic.twitter.com/eVGqXkrsUi
— Florida Man (@_FloridaMan) November 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/NerdyWonka/status/796159332643643392
HOW DOES MARCO RUBIO KEEP WINNING…. HE AINT 💩 #another6yearsofhell
— Annette Flowers (@annettebiebszz) November 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/sbstryker/status/796153601248792576
Rubio re-elected to office in Florida… pic.twitter.com/puxWILud5J
— Speed Dial (@MTVSpeedDial) November 9, 2016
Those in close proximity to Marco seem to know what’s up.
https://twitter.com/AlfredSpellman/status/796168579053977601
On the bright side, at least Florida voted for something else that will help people deal with Marco Rubio this term.
https://twitter.com/AlBoeNEWS/status/796159115135361025