Worst: Brittany won’t stop eye-banging Sam Shaw
No. NO. YOU GO BACK IN THE HOUSE AND CHANGE OUT OF THOSE SEXY EYES RIGHT THIS INSTANT YOUNG LADY.
I like to think that they made Bram wear a shirt so you didn’t get the two of them mixed up. I’ve also decided that Bram is future Gunner, sent back in time to kill himself. Of course this means we’ll get a segment where Austin Aries or whoever wanders out to say “Looper? More like POOPER amirite??” and then I drive eight hours to throw my laptop into the ocean.
Magnus continues to remain completely and utterly invisible, but COME ON. I’m not made out of anti-friendship stone over here. He looks like my kitty when I rub under her chin. Less yelling, more friendship cuddles, please.
Worst: Speaking of Bram shirts…
The Ascension are such a dominant team, they even take over other people’s merch.